Noël avec Les Monty Python

Monty Python - Xmas in Heaven

Monty Python - Ho Ho Fucking Ho (with lyrics)

Good evening ladies and gentlemen. it's truly
A real honorable experience to be here this evening.
A very wonderful and warm and emotional moment for
All of us. and i'd like to sing a song: for all of
You.

It's christmas in heaven,
All the children sing,
It's christmas in heaven,
Hark hark those church bells ring.

It's christmas in heaven,
The snow falls from the sky...
But it's nice and warm and everyone
Looks smart and wears a tie.

It's christmas in heaven,
There's great films on tv...
`the sound of music' twice an hour
And `jaws' i, ii, and iii.
There's gifts for all the family,
There's toiletries and trains...
There's sony walkman headphone sets
And the latest video games.

It's christmas it's christmas in heaven!
Hip hip hip hip hip hooray!
Every single day,
Is christmas day.

It's christmas it's christmas in heaven!
Hip hip hip hip hip hooray!
Every single day,I
t's christmas day


.

Ho ho f**king ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f**kin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho.

I'm Rudolph and I quit.
Just who's he think he is?
That little fat c**t sat back in the sleigh,
crackin' that f**kin' whip.
And me stuck up the front, with these other useless c**ts,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho f**king ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f**kin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho.

And what about us elves,
we've had enough as well,
workin' in that freezing cold, it's cold as f**king hell,
we work until we drop, with our bollocks freezin' off,
stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho f**king ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f**kin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho.

I'm Santa Claus' wife,
I know what he's really like,
sneakin into those little kid's rooms
he's a f**kin' paedophile,
A devious old drunk,
and I'm married to the c**t,
So stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho.

(Chorus)
Ho ho f**king ho,
What a crock o' shit,
We all work for Santa Claus,
We've had enough, we quit.
Cos we do all the f**kin' work while he stars in the show,
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho.
Stick yer Christmas up yer arse, ho ho f**king ho

Fuck Christmas - Eric Idle (+lyrics)

Fuck Christmas - Eric Idle (The Greedy Bastard Tour)
Lyrics:
Fuck Christmas!
It's a waste of fucking time
Fuck Santa
He's just out to get your dime,
Fuck Holly and Fuck Ivy
And fuck all that mistletoe
White-bearded big fat bastards
Ringing bells where e'er you go
And bloated men in shopping malls
All going Ho-Ho-Ho
It's fucking Christmas time again!

Fuck Christmas
It's a fucking Disney show
Fuck reindeer
And all that fucking snow
Fuck carols
And fuck Rudolph
And his stupid fucking nose
And fucking sleigh bells tinkling
Everywhere you fucking goes
Fuck stockings and fuck shopping
It just drives us all insane.
Go tell the elves
To fuck themselves
It's Christmas time again!

The Night Before Christmas, by John Cleese

Rutland Weekend Television Christmas 1975 BBC Eric Idle

 

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