The Naming Of Cats by T.S Eliot

       
The Naming Of Cats

The naming of cats is a difficult matter,
It isn't just one of your holiday games;
You may think at first I'm mad as a hatter
When I tell you a cat must have three
different names.

First of all, there's the name
that the family use daily,
Such as Victor, or Jonathan,
George or Bill Bailey--
All of them sensible everyday names.
There are fancier names
if you think they sound sweeter,
Some for the gentlemen,
some for the dames;
Such as Plato, Admetus,
Electra, Demeter--
But all of them sensible everyday names.

But I tell you,
a cat needs a name that's particular,
A name that is peculiar, and more dignified,
Else how can he
keep up his tail perpendicular,
Or spread out his whiskers,
or cherish his pride?

Of names of this kind,
I can give you a quorum,
Such as Munkustrap, Quazo or Coripat,
Such as Bombalurina, or else Jellyrum--
Names that never belong
to more than one cat.

But above and beyond
there's still one name left over,
And that is the name that you will never guess;
The name
that no human research can discover--
But The Cat Himself Knows,
and will never confess.

When you notice a cat in profound meditation,
The reason, I tell you, is always the same:
His mind is engaged in rapt contemplation
Of the thought, of the thought,
of the thought of his name:
His ineffable effable
Effanineffable
Deep and inscrutable singular Name.

T.S ELIOT 1939

COMMENT APPELER SON CHAT
C'est un art délicat, que d'appeler son chat :
Le baptiser n'est pas un simple passe-temps.
Je ne travaille pas du chapeau, croyez-moi,
Mais sachez-le, un chat a trois noms différents.
Un chat a, tout d'abord, son nom de tous les jours,
Comme Pierre ou Jean-Paul, Aglaë, Pompadour,
Comme sylvain ou Luc, Chat-fouré, Cyprien...
Tous sont des noms sérieux, pour chats bien de chez nous.
Mais un chat a besoin, il faut que ça se sache,
D'un vrai nom personnel, un nom plus majestueux.
Sans ce nom, il ne peut pas redresser sa queue,
Affirmer sa fierté, hérisser ses moustaches.
Des noms de cette sorte, en veux-tu, en voilà,
Comme Méta-Mhétyl. Ouitchi, Kalikola...
Mais par-dessus tout ça, il reste encore un nom,
C'est le nom que jamais nul ne peut deviner,
C'est le nom dont jamais nul ne saura le nom,
LE CHAT QUI LE CONNAIT ne veut le révéler...

Thomas Stearns Eliot (1939)