your idea of perfect happiness?
Marrying a nymphomaniac.
your greatest fear?
When the audience walks toward the stage.
historical figure do you most identify with?
“Wrong Way” Corrigan.
living person do you most admire?
the trait you most deplore in yourself?
No sense of humor.
the trait you most deplore in others?
No sense of humor.
your greatest extravagance?
your favorite journey?
From Trenton to Baltimore.
you consider the most overrated virtue?
That I'm constantly taken for Robert Redford.
occasion do you lie?
Every occasion and a lot.
you dislike most about your appearance?
I was once six feet tall, but at 85, I'm now five feet four.
living person do you most despise?
words or phrases do you most overuse?
“You know what I'm sayin'?” You know what I'm sayin'?
your greatest regret?
Not finding another partner.
who is the greatest love of your life?
My 19-year-young daughter.
where were you happiest?
In 1926 and in the maternity room.
talent would you most like to have?
The same as Pat Sajak.
your current state of mind?
Depressed and ecstatic!!!
could change one thing about yourself, what would it be?
Feet—I always wanted three.
you consider your greatest achievement?
Losing to Nadal 6-0, 6-0.
your most treasured possession?
Dean's shot glass.
you regard as the lowest depth of misery?
would you like to live?
Dubai on a bunk bed.
your favorite occupation?
Babysitting Julia Roberts.
your most marked characteristic?
My incredible handsomeness and modesty.
you most value in your friends?
Stuck in traffic.
your heroes in real life?
Pope Benedict and Andrew Dice Clay.
your favorite names?
Snooki, Dolly, Lolita, Kim, Karr, Kate, and the rest of the convent.
What is it
that you most dislike?
you like to die?
I didn't know we had a choice.
“I shall pass through this world but once. Any good, therefore, that I can show any human being, let me do it now. Let me not defer nor neglect it, for I shall not pass this way again.”