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LAUREL & HARDY

LAUREL & HARDY

 

"Skeleton Song"
 

Skeleton, you are my friend
But you are made of bone
And you have got no flesh and blood
Running through you to help protect the bone

Skeleton, we have been friends for years
And you have seen me through some trials
And tribulations and some tears
But everybody thinks I'm weird

And I should have known that it wouldn't be long
Until you—you've got me standing in an awkward position
With unwanted attention and a need for explanation
And it's not that I'm letting go of you
But I don't know what to do

Skeleton, we are so close
But you have got no body
So why do you insist on wearing clothes?

Skeleton, when we were young
It was easy
Even though the other kids
They would tease me
But I was only seven I had you
But now I'm twenty-two

And now it's different, when I take you out
And you—you've got me standing in an awkward position
With unwanted attention and a need for explanation
And it's not that I'm letting go of you
But I don't know what to do

'Cause sometimes at night
I dream of the most terrible things
I take a hammer and I creep out of bed
And I raise it high
And I smash your head
Fibula and tibula
And ribs and cages, too
In fact, while I'm here
I'll smash the whole of you

Smash!

But, Skeleton, you are my friend
And I could never bring your life to an end
Yes, Skeleton, you are—you are my friend
And I will be there for you until the end

And even though, when I take you out
You've got me—you've got me standing in an awkward position
With unwanted attention and a need for explanation
I could—I could never let you go
And that is all I know
And that is all I know
And that is all I—that is all I know
And that is all I know, know
ALFRED HITCHCOCK

ALFRED HITCHCOCK

JERRY LEWIS

JERRY LEWIS

JOHN ENTWISTLE

JOHN ENTWISTLE

LOUIS ARMSTRONG
LOUIS ARMSTRONG

LOUIS ARMSTRONG

KIM KARDASHIAN

KIM KARDASHIAN

KATY PERRY

KATY PERRY

HARPO

HARPO

SKELETON PARTY
SKELETON PARTY
DEAN MARTIN & JERRY LEWIS

DEAN MARTIN & JERRY LEWIS

SKELETON PARTY
BOB HOPE & BING CROSBY
BOB HOPE & BING CROSBY

BOB HOPE & BING CROSBY

SKELETON PARTY
SKELETON PARTY
SKELETON PARTY
SKELETON PARTY
SKELETON PARTY
SKELETON PARTY
VINCENT VAN GOGH

VINCENT VAN GOGH

Said the Presidential Skeleton
I won't sign the bill
Said the Speaker skeleton

Yes you will

Said the Representative Skeleton
I object
Said the Supreme Court skeleton
Whaddya expect

Said the Miltary skeleton
Buy Star Bombs
Said the Upperclass Skeleton
Starve unmarried moms

Said the Yahoo Skeleton
Stop dirty art
Said the Right Wing skeleton
Forget about yr heart

Said the Gnostic Skeleton
The Human Form's divine
Said the Moral Majority skeleton
No it's not it's mine

Said the Buddha Skeleton
Compassion is wealth
Said the Corporate skeleton
It's bad for your health

Said the Old Christ skeleton
Care for the Poor
Said the Son of God skeleton
AIDS needs cure

Said the Homophobe skeleton
Gay folk suck
Said the Heritage Policy skeleton
Blacks're outa luck

Said the Macho skeleton
Women in their place
Said the Fundamentalist skeleton
Increase human race

Said the Right-to-Life skeleton
Foetus has a soul
Said Pro Choice skeleton
Shove it up your hole

Said the Downsized skeleton
Robots got my job
Said the Tough-on-Crime skeleton
Tear gas the mob

Said the Governor skeleton
Cut school lunch
Said the Mayor skeleton
Eat the budget crunch

Said the Neo Conservative skeleton
Homeless off the street!
Said the Free Market skeleton
Use 'em up for meat

Said the Think Tank skeleton
Free Market's the way
Said the Saving & Loan skeleton
Make the State pay

Said the Chrysler skeleton
Pay for you & me
Said the Nuke Power skeleton
& me & me & me

Said the Ecologic skeleton
Keep Skies blue
Said the Multinational skeleton
What's it worth to you?

Said the NAFTA skeleton
Get rich, Free Trade,
Said the Maquiladora skeleton
Sweat shops, low paid

Said the rich GATT skeleton
One world, high tech
Said the Underclass skeleton
Get it in the neck

Said the World Bank skeleton
Cut down your trees
Said the I.M.F. skeleton
Buy American cheese

Said the Underdeveloped skeleton
We want rice
Said Developed Nations' skeleton
Sell your bones for dice

Said the Ayatollah skeleton
Die writer die
Said Joe Stalin's skeleton
That's no lie

Said the Middle Kingdom skeleton
We swallowed Tibet
Said the Dalai Lama skeleton
Indigestion's whatcha get


Said the World Chorus skeleton
That's their fate
Said the U.S.A. skeleton
Gotta save Kuwait

Said the Petrochemical skeleton
Roar Bombers roar!
Said the Psychedelic skeleton
Smoke a dinosaur

Said Nancy's skeleton
Just say No
Said the Rasta skeleton
Blow Nancy Blow

Said Demagogue skeleton
Don't smoke Pot
Said Alcoholic skeleton
Let your liver rot

Said the Junkie skeleton
Can't we get a fix?
Said the Big Brother skeleton
Jail the dirty pricks

Said the Mirror skeleton
Hey good looking
Said the Electric Chair skeleton
Hey what's cooking?

Said the Talkshow skeleton
Fuck you in the face
Said the Family Values skeleton
My family values mace

Said the NY Times skeleton
That's not fit to print
Said the CIA skeleton
Cantcha take a hint?

Said the Network skeleton
Believe my lies
Said the Advertising skeleton
Don't get wise!

Said the Media skeleton
Believe you me
Said the Couch-potato skeleton
What me worry?

Said the TV skeleton
Eat sound bites
Said the Newscast skeleton
That's all Goodnight
SKELETON PARTY
SKELETON PARTY
SKELETON PARTY
SKELETON PARTY
SKELETON PARTY
SKELETON PARTY
SKELETON PARTY
SKELETON PARTY
THE SIMPSONS

THE SIMPSONS

PAUL DELVAUX
PAUL DELVAUX
PAUL DELVAUX
PAUL DELVAUX

PAUL DELVAUX

ANDY WARHOL

ANDY WARHOL

GEORGE HARRISON

GEORGE HARRISON

COLUCHE

COLUCHE

SKELETON PARTY
BUSTER KEATON
BUSTER KEATON

BUSTER KEATON

SKELETON PARTY
SKELETON PARTY
SKELETON PARTY
SKELETON PARTY
SKELETON PARTY

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